legolast:

my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”

(via thefirstpagetomyworld)

secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

(via whisperedshits)

ollivander:

ollivander:

I don’t think my mom knows the new printer is wireless

this is my chance

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adventuresonpaper:

I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford

(via uneedfrenchfries)