huge-motha-fuckin-snake: gi-nnyweasley: harry-ron-andhermione: professorgilderoy-lockhart: enemiesofthe-heir: thechamberofsecrets: has been opened shit don’t worry i’ve got this no fuck you can someone help me rn HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
Today J.K. Rowling is 47 and Harry Potter is 32.
“He couldn’t know that at this very moment, people meeting up in secret all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices: ‘To Harry Potter - the boy who lived!”
-moonshine-: This gave me chills and brought...
shelpee: i like those friends that you dont have to talk to every day but youre still friends even if you go weeks without talking
eridanschoiceass: hush little fandom dont you cry you all knew your fav character was going to die
too-stoned-to-remember: Do you know what I love When people tell me about how they saw something and they say to me “it reminded me of you”
atkid: everyflight-beginswith-afall: weaponizedwit: cutintostars: I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”. Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out. #tony stark...
mom: you should clean your room at some point
me: the stars are not in position
me: cant do it
me: not today
wait so Voldemort is still alive? HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB
tessanetting: intricateorganizedchaos: intensifyed: just a spoonful of sugar helps Voldemort go down OH MY GOSH EVERYONE GO HOME.
meggannn: fourtris-divergent: One day your child will bring home a friend and introduce them and they’ll have the name of a fictional character and you silently whisper “I can’t believe their parents were in ‘that’ fandom!” #i don’t care how cute he is you can’t hang out with cullen anymore
Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question? How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin. (mimics rolling action)
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name "Rohw-ling", you have my permission to hit them over the head with -- not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.
tessanetting: YES Funny or Die. YES.
jehluss: sometimes i feel bad that im such an asshole but then i immediately dont feel bad anymore because im an asshole