homosaurus-rex: It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
You know you're out of shape when the last gym you...
bagelchips: shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention