May 2012
homosaurus-rex:
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
You know you're out of shape when the last gym you...
damnthatswhatshesaid:
lucy-vanpelt:
bagelchips:
shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
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