Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
BELIEVE. NOTHING. TRUST. NO ONE.
old woman: jesus died for your sins
me: I HADN'T EVEN GOT TO THAT PART OF THE BOOK YET STOP SPOILING IT FOR ME WOW RUDE
girlwithneonshoes: archaeosaur: social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion Every time.
mfreems: you can keep your superwholock because there will never be a better crossover than the jimmy timmy power hour
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
tittyminaj: imagine they draw the lottery and the ball comes up saying “primrose everdeen”
becauseimakhajiit: She wears short skirts I wear T-shirts she’s cheer captain and I cry over the death of my favorite fictional character at 3 am
When Peeta's name got called
Peeta: Peeta’s brothers: