thewaywardfox: protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
tumblr has fallen david karp is dead yahoo is coming
waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
theangelgabrieldidmyhair: Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
slythermint: when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said, “son when—”
Accidentally making an in-fandom joke infront of...
falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers
repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
yugoslavic: i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
thecityofpawnee: you know you watch too many tv shows when it’s stressful thinking about how much you have to catch up on
legolast: my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”
secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
ollivander: ollivander: I don’t think my mom knows the new printer is wireless this is my chance